Bloodstained lips

…literally.

Facebook ads

I’m sorry, lady, but your lips scare the bejeebus outta me and I don’t think I’m aspiring to that, exactly.

Royalty Gone Greek

(Don’t worry, I haven’t sold out—this is not a plug.)

Facebook.com

I mean, “Royalty Gone Greek”? Colored animal prints? I just had to click on it, right?

RagsAndRoyalty.com

Will you check out the prices on those things?(??!!!!!!)

[Edit: I explored the rest of the site.]

Faceliss

Ad on Facebook.com

And just cos I’ve always wanted to erase my facial features from my head, I clicked on the link…

Faceliss.com

Damn. False advertising!

Sharkeez

Ad on Facebook.com

1. That thing is not a shark.
2. Even if it was, I don’t wanna party with a shark.
3. Much less one in a Hawaiian tee and straw hat that’s pretending to play the guitar with its flippers.
4. SharkEEZ? Seriously?