Headlines: Funny puns

Proquest search results.

The trusty Proquest again.

And again.

WSJ.com

Passport for sale

Yahoo Answers

I hate the new Google favicon

Right there, in the upper left corner!

Google fail

Gmail known issues

Wait.. what’s that? “Inbox won’t load using Google Chrome”?

That’s right–FAIL.

Is Your Man Gay?

Ad on Icanhascheezburger.com’s feed

Seriously, if you need to go online to figure out if your guy’s gay.. I think you have bigger problems in your relationship than that.

Oh, the indignity.

One of those annoying ads that turns your cursor into a shoe and claims that if you hit the target you’re gonna win a million bucks. Yeah, uhuhh.

PETA made me do it

ToxicJunction.com

Gotta say, I’ll bet PETA never thought they were encouraging people to eat animals!

Bloodstained lips

…literally.

Facebook ads

I’m sorry, lady, but your lips scare the bejeebus outta me and I don’t think I’m aspiring to that, exactly.

Tell it like it is!

MPA page, Texas at Austin

Finally, a non-“diverse” photo on an admissions page. Yes, Texas at Austin, tell it like it is!

So wrong, in so many ways

Supreme Pageant Photos

Check out the rest of the page for more creepy photos of posed children. Why in the world is there a “Hawaiian Tropic Tri- State: Hollywood Babe Swimwear Photogenic” category for children?

Edit: Omg they shake their hips in swimsuits! How is that not supposed to be creepy?