Sharkeez

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1. That thing is not a shark.
2. Even if it was, I don’t wanna party with a shark.
3. Much less one in a Hawaiian tee and straw hat that’s pretending to play the guitar with its flippers.
4. SharkEEZ? Seriously?

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I feel like that shark all the friggin’ time, girls.